They are not as lively as they once were. But I have finally gotten out of the terrible habit of wearing a sports bra everyday for 3 years. A good bra is a steep investment and I recently purchased 3, so I am broke for the next 8 months.
Is it just me, or have you noticed that large breasts get large attention? I don't think this is a new trend, or a dying trend. Sad. Mine are not large. Mine are not even medium.
Did I ever tell you I used to work for Plastic Surgeons? I have seen some very nice boobs. I am not considering the purchase of a new set for myself, but I can see where a revision might improve the possibility that I might run free and topless through my house someday, (but not in front of my kids of course).
Why am I talking about my boobs? 3 babies completely sucked the life out of mine, and here I am looking at a swimsuit catalog and facing the reality that mine are having issues with gravity and deflation...and I just thought I'd share that with you. Being a mommy makes up for the lack of a rack.
Now, you can get back to what you were doing before you decided to read about my boobs.
Thank you Jesus, for a sense of humor.
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I seriously just shot Pepsi out of my nose! Thank you!
I hear Saw Palmetto (the herb) is good for the breast health. I shall try this soon. Hi, I'm Jenifer. saw that you have some of my same interests. I am an Herbalist, wife of one,mother of 7, lover of God! I am needing some help getting out the word about my web site and blog page since I work from home and raise 7 children I chose to try doing it through Blogspot. If you can help by linking to my pages or copy and pasting some of my articles that you like I would greatly appreciate it. God Bless! Thanks! http://garlicmom.blogspot.com and/or www.mynsp.com/jeniferharrod
Ha! I love this post!
I used to have rather big boobs, and they were positively gargantuan while I was nursing Allyson. But after I weaned her they just sort of evaporated. What I do have left is very saggy!
Sigh.... Definitely worth it.
Thanks for the good and unexpected laugh :) You are way too funny!!
LOL. If I ever lose this 80 pounds I need to lose, "the twins" are going to need some serious lift. Between breastfeeding 2 kids and massive weight loss, I can't imagine what they'll end up looking like. As it is now, they are "over the shoulder boulder holders", LOL.
I think this is one of the funniest posts I've EVER read! I read it out loud to my family because it made me laugh so hard. I CAN TOTALLY RELATE!!!
Still laughing....
Lynnette
3 babies... yes, I can totally agree! :)
You just made my day with this. Thank you!
Well I have large breasts and many of you are welcome to some of them !
Roxanne
http://ourjourneyoftheunknown.blogspot.com/
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