Friday, June 5, 2009

My Boobies

Am I seriously about to blog about my breasts? Well, yes, actually.

They are not as lively as they once were. But I have finally gotten out of the terrible habit of wearing a sports bra everyday for 3 years. A good bra is a steep investment and I recently purchased 3, so I am broke for the next 8 months.

Is it just me, or have you noticed that large breasts get large attention? I don't think this is a new trend, or a dying trend. Sad. Mine are not large. Mine are not even medium.

Did I ever tell you I used to work for Plastic Surgeons? I have seen some very nice boobs. I am not considering the purchase of a new set for myself, but I can see where a revision might improve the possibility that I might run free and topless through my house someday, (but not in front of my kids of course).

Why am I talking about my boobs? 3 babies completely sucked the life out of mine, and here I am looking at a swimsuit catalog and facing the reality that mine are having issues with gravity and deflation...and I just thought I'd share that with you. Being a mommy makes up for the lack of a rack.

Now, you can get back to what you were doing before you decided to read about my boobs.

Thank you Jesus, for a sense of humor.

9 comments:

Toby said...

I seriously just shot Pepsi out of my nose! Thank you!

Jenifer Harrod said...

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Sarah said...

Ha! I love this post!

I used to have rather big boobs, and they were positively gargantuan while I was nursing Allyson. But after I weaned her they just sort of evaporated. What I do have left is very saggy!

Sigh.... Definitely worth it.

Megan said...

Thanks for the good and unexpected laugh :) You are way too funny!!

datri said...

LOL. If I ever lose this 80 pounds I need to lose, "the twins" are going to need some serious lift. Between breastfeeding 2 kids and massive weight loss, I can't imagine what they'll end up looking like. As it is now, they are "over the shoulder boulder holders", LOL.

Lynnette Kraft said...

I think this is one of the funniest posts I've EVER read! I read it out loud to my family because it made me laugh so hard. I CAN TOTALLY RELATE!!!

Still laughing....
Lynnette

Jenilee said...

3 babies... yes, I can totally agree! :)

MommyIvy said...

You just made my day with this. Thank you!

Roxanne said...

Well I have large breasts and many of you are welcome to some of them !

Roxanne

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