Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

My Boobies

Am I seriously about to blog about my breasts? Well, yes, actually.

They are not as lively as they once were. But I have finally gotten out of the terrible habit of wearing a sports bra everyday for 3 years. A good bra is a steep investment and I recently purchased 3, so I am broke for the next 8 months.

Is it just me, or have you noticed that large breasts get large attention? I don't think this is a new trend, or a dying trend. Sad. Mine are not large. Mine are not even medium.

Did I ever tell you I used to work for Plastic Surgeons? I have seen some very nice boobs. I am not considering the purchase of a new set for myself, but I can see where a revision might improve the possibility that I might run free and topless through my house someday, (but not in front of my kids of course).

Why am I talking about my boobs? 3 babies completely sucked the life out of mine, and here I am looking at a swimsuit catalog and facing the reality that mine are having issues with gravity and deflation...and I just thought I'd share that with you. Being a mommy makes up for the lack of a rack.

Now, you can get back to what you were doing before you decided to read about my boobs.

Thank you Jesus, for a sense of humor.