oooops, there goes another one

I've spent too much time on the internet today....you know....killing some brain cells. I even read some celebrity gossip which doesn't much float my boat these days...but I fell into the trap. You know...I can admit I occasionally take the bate when lured by headlines about Brad and Angelina. They're pretty.

Today, I admitted on facebook that I am fat and must lose weight. I exchanged emails about frozen strawberry margaritas, and read countless facebook status updates about my friends getting ready to run the 1/2 marathon this Saturday, all while I ate a piece of leftover cake from Spencer's birthday. You know.....just to feel good about my baking skilz.

Moments ago, I blew zurberts into Asher's belly button and perhaps I hopped on one foot in the living room to show off that I can do it better than he can.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo C.O.O.L.

Now, I am going to turn off this poisonous contraption called a laptop, disconnect from the world, and go live in my house with my youngins. I need all of my remaining brain cells and cannot risk losing even one more.

Have you had an "off" day?